strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via the-absolute-best-posts)

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via the-absolute-best-posts)

rollin-in:

I’m looking forward to being able to kiss you and run my fingers through your hair, hold your hand. Show you off to all my friends. I’m looking forward to falling asleep with you. To cuddle up with you and fall asleep in your arms. And wake up next to you. I don’t intend on taking one second we’re together for granted. I don’t care what it takes, being able to put a smile on your gorgeous face will make me so happy.

(via monteiths)

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

(Source: kenlovers, via 42violethill)

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse, via 70lbstothin)

desaun:

touchmeslowly:

learning2swim:

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

finally someone said it.

Thank you

(via swimmerwithaporpoise)

gobelin:

girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.

(via swimmerwithaporpoise)

sxriusblack:

if you insult harry potter i will take it very personally and probably never think of you the same way ever again

(via gershons)

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

(via dr-jessica)