leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse, via 70lbstothin)

desaun:

touchmeslowly:

learning2swim:

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

finally someone said it.

Thank you

(via swimmerwithaporpoise)

gobelin:

girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.

(via swimmerwithaporpoise)

sxriusblack:

if you insult harry potter i will take it very personally and probably never think of you the same way ever again

(via gershons)

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

(via dr-jessica)

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via pizza)

221bumblebbakerstreet:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

shercockandmycrotch:

dreamsaboutthatbox:

THAT’S BLAISE ZABINI YOU IGNORANT  SLUT. THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED CRABBE WAS CHARGED WITH MARIJUANA POSSESSION AND   SENTENCED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE, MAKING HIM UNABLE TO BE IN THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART II. HIS ROLE IN THE STORY WAS REPLACED WITH BLAISE. KNOW YOUR FACTS, SON.

That doesn’t explain why the character went from white to black.

it’s not the same character.
at the top it’s crabbe.
at the bottom it’s zabini.
the fact that three characters are standing in a certain formation with two the same as an earlier photo does not make the third character the same as before.
1 = crabbe
2 = zabini
they’re not pretending it’s crabbe
they didn’t change the character’s colour
they changed the plot
are we clear

finally someone gets it

221bumblebbakerstreet:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

shercockandmycrotch:

dreamsaboutthatbox:

THAT’S BLAISE ZABINI YOU IGNORANT  SLUT. THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED CRABBE WAS CHARGED WITH MARIJUANA POSSESSION AND   SENTENCED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE, MAKING HIM UNABLE TO BE IN THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART II. HIS ROLE IN THE STORY WAS REPLACED WITH BLAISE. KNOW YOUR FACTS, SON.

That doesn’t explain why the character went from white to black.

it’s not the same character.

at the top it’s crabbe.

at the bottom it’s zabini.

the fact that three characters are standing in a certain formation with two the same as an earlier photo does not make the third character the same as before.

1 = crabbe

2 = zabini

they’re not pretending it’s crabbe

they didn’t change the character’s colour

they changed the plot

are we clear

finally someone gets it

(Source: fuckyeahdementia, via audreysmindpalace)

I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologize because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest.

Azra.T “Don’t Wait Three Days to Text First.”  (via xixlilies)

(Source: 5000letters, via girlwhowasonfire)

voldesnorts:

harlequin-dreams:

womxxn:

We went to this burger place for lunch (turned out to be a drag bar which was shitty in other ways) but the walls were papered with rolling stones covers and it just really becomes obvious when you see lots of magazine covers next to each other that men are treated as people and women are treated as objects.

THIS PROVES MY POINT SO HARD IT SMASHES YOU IN THE TEETH

GOSH DARN IT I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE

(via lacigreen)